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And the Primarch of the twentieth Legion stood forth and said, “I am Alpharius.”


And a legionnaire stood forth and proclaimed, “No, I am Alpharius!”


And a rememberancer jumped from his seat, and called out, “No! I am Alpharius!”


And the Magos of the Adeptus Mechanicus banged one of his many arms on the conference table, and spake thusly, “The unit that calls itself Magos Derreom, serial number 500001123BW45846 is obliged to inform you that it is Alpharius.”


And Lorgar facepalmed.


And the cleaning lady looked up and whispered under her breath, where no one could hear. “I’m Alpharius.”

Epistle 3096112 of Lorgar (The Forbidden Works)

I think that might be the funniest Warhammer joke I’ve ever read.

(Source: erebabes)

crwnly:

this was a book at toys r us an actual published book

This is why I don’t have a book deal.

crwnly:

this was a book at toys r us an actual published book

This is why I don’t have a book deal.

thegeekcritique:

tech953:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

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Regardless, the point is sound.

HAHAHAHA I was just thinking this the other day. The gears in my head were turning, trying to think of how to turn this observation into a critical essay. And then someone on the internet sums up my whole argument with five minutes in Photoshop.